Amanda Deutch
People TV
(for the actors in Pretty Wild)
Dear TV,
I am sick
of how you
squeeze
pose
lift
press
your boobs
in the shower
empty
house of Xanax
found on the count
er
in the last episode
of the first
(& last ) season of PrettyWild
Uh- Oh!
and so it is
this place
is a
disease
vibrations
from above
are killing me
and mean nothing at all
alpha rays gamma rays ozone
circadian rhythm stilettos Miami oxy booze sizzurpy syrup
everything is a television show
everyone is a celebrity
Television off / on / off / on
Grandiosity out of the shattering
Dear Television, you say:
“I am petrified – petrified with this...
There's many things that I read in here that were false, like you saying I wore six inch
Louboutin heels…when I wore four inch little brown Bebe shoes.”
and say again:
"I'm so stressed.
Can I have
a 5 milligram Adderall
please? Oh shoot,
I dropped it
down
my
crotch."
Caress me
Can I
have a car
impala? mustang?
jump the turnstile
love you a while
please
Oh shoot
I dropped it
d
o
w
n
my
crotch
